Lady In The Water Review

Related Shyamalan seems to be off his meds with this very odd and sometime extremely technically botched cross-themed film. If I were to come up with a single intelligence to describe what I feel while watchingLady In The Waterit would be : muddiness . No , not the plot of ground or floor … it ’s actually kind of a queer tale fetch to life , and is about redemption and affect past a horrible tragedy ....

July 23, 2006 · 8 min · 1682 words · Kevin Shaffer

X-Men: The Last Stand Review

Related Much like the popcorn I ate while watching, it was kind of tasty but not very satisfying. OK . First thing first … I have to give props to Brett Ratner for stepping into this X - Men flick at the last possible moment and putting it together in an crazily short amount of time . It was scantily a year between the time Ratner come onboard and the pic showed up at your local multiplex ....

June 2, 2006 · 8 min · 1620 words · Alicia Lam

Poseidon Review

Related Do yourself a favor and rent the original version. base on howPoseidon , the remaking of the 1972 catastrophe - film classicThe Poseidon Adventureis doing at the box situation , I ’d say that most people are going to agree with my followup . I ’ll only pertain in brief on the sickness that the innovation of yet another movie remake fetch to me , and here , once again with near reason ....

May 15, 2006 · 6 min · 1130 words · Carly Thomas

United 93 Review

Related A gripping, realistic portrayal of the events of 9/11 centered on the passengers of United Airlines flight 93 that’s hard to watch but must be seen. Where to start with this one ? A sense of anxiousness would be a in effect property … as in the spirit I had come upon me from the very first frame ofUnited 93 , lasting all the way through to the very last frame of the movie where the concealment suddenly become shameful ....

May 6, 2006 · 7 min · 1312 words · Gloria Perez

Slither Review

Related Gory and gross, as it should be, but not as funny as it could have been. I was really looking forrad to watchingSlither . It calculate like one of those " flash at the consultation " repulsion motion-picture show , with the sense of humor find inTremorsand smashing NON - CGI exceptional personal effects . Plus it starred Nathan Fillion ofSerenity , and I ’ve become a big devotee of his laid back and slenderly southerly acting style ....

April 7, 2006 · 8 min · 1521 words · Debra Montgomery

Underworld: Evolution Review

Related Convoluted and confusing, but with the coolest looking vampire I’ve ever seen on screen. Although the firstUnderworldwas not a cinematic opus , it was really kind of a fun Zea mays everta movie . Kate Beckinsale was clean impressive in the first film as a distaff action hero , and she had her moments inUnderworld : Evolutionas well , although here I thought she got suffer in the jam that was the script and served more as eye candy ( yeah , yeah I hump , that’swhyshe was hired ) than an effective heroine ....

February 3, 2006 · 6 min · 1135 words · Amanda Schmidt

Hostel Review

Related Horror, nudity and gore reminiscent of early 1980’s horror films, but with a stronger story. Be warn : If you arenota fan of pic that splash gore , body parts and guts across the screen , Hostelis mostdefinitelynot for you . Hostelis rated " R " and for damn good reasons . When I review movie , count on the film , I sometimes taste to judge a moving-picture show not only from a general position , but when applicable also as it fits into a specific literary genre ....

January 23, 2006 · 5 min · 1061 words · Courtney Norton

Closer Review

Related This movie was better than I thought it would be, but the characters are such idiots that I found it hard to enjoy the movie more than just marginally. There ’s something I really do n’t understand . Why does Hollyweird always have such a Brobdingnagian want to adapt stage meet into movies ? It does n’t make any sense . With the recent release ofRentandThe Producers , I feel like I ’m in motion-picture show netherworld ....

December 20, 2005 · 7 min · 1370 words · Andrea Mitchell

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle Review

Related Oh my God, this movie actually made a profit? Ok , so I ’m late to the political party reviewingCharlie ’s Angels : Full Throttle . I sure as shooting was n’t going to pay up good money to see it , and I did n’t even want it to soil my Netflix waiting line , but when I stumbled across it in upcoming flick on my planet loge , I reckon I ’d Tivo it for when I was particularly bored ....

December 7, 2005 · 6 min · 1185 words · Roy Sims

Corpse Bride Review

Related Overall, this movie is enjoyable, but it suffers from mediocre musical numbers. Some parts of the plot are so tragic and morbid that I’m hesitant to recommend this movie for young children, despite its PG rating. Sometimes it ’s heavy to know what to expect from Tim Burton . On the plus side , the cat really knows how to tell apart a level , and with only a few exception , you’re able to tell that each of his pic is really a travail of sexual love ....

November 11, 2005 · 7 min · 1487 words · James Carr

Napoleon Dynamite Review

Related Sweet! This movie has, like, almost no story, but it’s flippin' hilarious! Gosh! Napoleon Dynamiteis one of those pic that you ’ll either love or detest . There ’s not too much in between . About half the the great unwashed who see it will think it ’s a classic , and the other one-half will think it ’s one of the dumbest pic they ’ve ever seen . I happen to mean it ’s a classic — not because the storyline is unbelievably developed ( it ’s not ) , not because the picture has a terra firma - breaking point to make ( it does n’t ) , but because it ’s one of the funniest movies I have ever seen ....

September 11, 2005 · 6 min · 1130 words · Jennifer Martinez

Transporter 2 Review

The Transporter Ridiculously over the top, but still enjoyable. I was n’t certain what to think of this movie . At first , I was tempted to give it one hotshot out of a potential five . After all , the motion picture has a very thin plot line . Most of the stunt roll around events that are pure luck , physically impossible or both . The acting is n’t even that great ....

September 9, 2005 · 6 min · 1274 words · Sheri Ford

Freaked Review

Related Probably the wierdest movie you’ve never heard of, a bizarre combination of Monty Python, Mad Magazine,FreaksandAirplane!. I have no doubt that 99 % of the sept read this review have probably never heard of a film calledFreaked . It was bourgeon back in 1993 with a surprisingly substantial budget ( $ 12 million ) for this type of cinema , but it never saw the light of Clarence Day beyond one or two moving picture festivals ....

July 16, 2005 · 6 min · 1190 words · Ricky Boone